What's in Captain Morgan's Knapsack?~October 18

Captain Morgan being interviewed after the global zombie apocalypse.  Captain Morgan has the most zombie kills and lives in the most style in the post-apocalyptic world.  To help understand his success, we are conducting an interview to find the contents of his knapsack, where he stores everything.

Captain Morgan, thanks for surviving the zombie apocalypse.
My pleasure.
So you are a survivor, is that fair to say?
For sure, and I have a knapsack.
Okay, so take us through the contents of your knapsack.
Well.  The first thing in my knapsack is

water purifier
     in my knapsack
edible plant seeds
     in my knapsack
beef jerky
     in my knapsack
all clothing
     in my knapsack
blankets
     in my knapsack
matches
     in my knapsack
wind-up flashlight
     in my knapsack
canned goods
     in my knapsack
daggers
     in my knapsack
first-aid kit
     in my knapsack
penicillin
     in my knapsack
cleaver
     in my knapsack
automatic pistol
     in my knapsack
silencer
     in my knapsack
lighter
     in my knapsack
lighter fluid
     in my knapsack
rabies vaccine
     in my knapsack
face mask
     in my knapsack
hand warmers
     in my knapsack
zip-lock bags
     in my knapsack
small mirror
     in my knapsack
chap stick
     in my knapsack
nail clippers
     in my knapsack
defibrillators
     in my knapsack
fishing pole
     in my knapsack
flies for fishing
     in my knapsack
solar translator
     in my knapsack
contact lenses
     in my knapsack
glasses
     in my knapsack
oxygen tank
     in my knapsack
taipan venom
     in my knapsack
flares
     in my knapsack
shock collar
     in my knapsack
toothbrush
     in my knapsack
toothpaste
     in my knapsack
freeze-dried ice cream
     in my knapsack
continental master key
     in my knapsack
battle axe
     in my knapsack
King Arthur's sword
     in my knapsack
soccer ball
     in my knapsack
air pump
     in my knapsack
Cadillac Escalade
     in my knapsack
400 gallons fuel
     in my knapsack
spare tires
     in my knapsack
sheriff badge
     in my knapsack
the Black Pearl
     in my knapsack
blowgun
     in my knapsack
canoe
     in my knapsack
solar X-box
     in my knapsack
Call of Duty
     in my knapsack
bullet proof vest
     in my knapsack
fighter jet
     in my knapsack
heat seeking missiles
     in my knapsack
my Holocaust ring
      in my knapsack

Okay.  And these are the average contents of your knapsack?
Yes sir.
You have a pirate ship from the Caribbean and the biggest SUV in America in your knapsack?
No doubt.
And in your list you mentioned your Holocaust ring?
Nope.
Really you just did.
Nope, that wasn't me.
Alright, this has been quite the list.
And guess what I have in my knapsack.
Yeah no, I understand what you have in there.
In my knapsack.
No I heard you the first fifty-three times.
In my knapsack.
No, nope, I got it. Bye.
IN MY KNAPSACK!

Captain Morgan remix of Like a Boss by the Lonely Island.
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